Pattened trousers

Fashion posts, hmmm, what do i write about. Much thought is going into this post as i am trying my hardest to get into the spirit of fashion, broaden my horizens blah blah blah and i have come up with an idea highly pattened trousers.

Simply nasty

     Cruising through the topshop website the other day i found something, or should i say an army of things, diabolical. The not so humble pattened trousers. I have to admitt that it was a bit of a shock to see shiny rasberry gingham print croped trousers for sale. I am truly begginig to think that world has gone mad, seriously do these look good on anyone? The answer is no. These trousers are abominable and should be inflicted on no-one, not even Rihanna or Beyonce could pull them off (although im sure they would try). What was the world thinking, rope print, metalic snake print, garden print, all names of trousers that gaurentee to make your bum look big and cause blindness in other people. I even saw a trouser suit in tropical leaf print! Honestly world get a grip, we do not have time to waste on decisions about whether our new fish print trousers go with our magnolia bush headscarf.