Jeggins

So for my second fashion post i have thought long and hard and have come up with a part of fashion that i believe should truly be hidden forever.... Jeggins. What the hell are they, if anyone has any idea please enlighten me.
I remeber my first encounter with the fake jeans. It was some day many years ago and i was shopping in meadowhall with my friend Megan (if anyone else was there i am sorry but i can't remember) and we had ventured into New Look, seriously its massive. i was wondering around the generation section, not because if am a perv but because sometimes they have crop tops in the right size for a normal price, and i came across some jeans i thought my sister would like. How wrong i was. From the first touch i knew that jeggins and i were destined to be enemies. They felt like leggins but looked like jeans, major confusion! I called megan over and showed her. At first she was probablly thinking 'Eli, you do know that you can't fit into a pair of 9-10 jeans right' but upon feeling the abominations she to recoiled in horror at the jegginyness.
'Oh my god. They look like jeans but are leggins'.
My sentiments exactly. It was nice to know that someone else was on my wavelength. Since then jeggins had a brief spot at the top but have now gone into extintion and rightly so, nothing that pretends to be jeans but on a more comfortable level should be allowed to survive. Harsh but true.
Jeggins = evil. (sorry if you own a pair)